The Secret Trump-Putin Agreements

We cannot know for certain what Trump and Putin agreed upon in their private, unrecorded meeting in Finland.  That they did agree on something, is clear:

“The Russian Defense Ministry is ready for practical implementation of the agreements in the sphere of international security reached by Russian and U.S. presidents, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump,” said Ministry Spokesman Igor Konashenkov.

If we observe Putin’s public comments at the summit, it is possible to deduce some of the topics that were likely discussed and in the case of certain geo-political topics, we can assume what some of their agreements probably were; particularly if we cross-reference Putin’s comments with stated Trump administration positions/ proposals.

Trump’s comments after their private meeting were garbage per usual- teleprompter Trump with some word-salad tossed in.  But Putin…I think this was quite purposefully organized not only to bring the presumption of weight and depth to what it was that had been discussed, but also to signal what is about to happen.

What I read from Putin’s statements, I see an agreement similar (but not nearly as huge and complex) to the Sykes-Picot agreement between France and England of 1916, which has directly lead to much of the continual conflict in the Middle East in it’s boneheaded lack of understanding of the region.  And like that agreement, the Kurds will once again be caught in no man’s land and the result will be similarly catastrophic.

Syria and Israel:

“We have to look for points of contact and interact closer in a variety of international fora. Clearly, we mentioned the regional crisis, for instance Syria. As far as Syria is concerned, the task of establishing peace and reconciliation in this country could be the first showcase example of this successful joint work.

Russia and the United States apparently can act proactively and take – assume the leadership on this issue and organize the interaction to overcome humanitarian crisis and help Syrian refugees to go back to their homes. In order to accomplish this level of successful cooperation in Syria, we have all the required components.

Let me remind you that both Russian and American military acquired a useful experience of coordination of their actions, established the operational channels of communication, which permit it to avoid dangerous incidents and unintentional collisions in the air and in the ground.

Also crushing terrorists in the south west of Syria – the south of Syria – should be brought to the full compliance with the Treaty of 1974 about the separation of forces, about separation of forces of Israel and Syria.

This will bring peace to Golan Heights and bring a more peaceful relationship between Syria and Israel and also to provide security of the state of Israel.”

Although not clear to Trump, it is certainly clear to his advisors the hypocrisy of perpetually bashing immigrants, yet standing idly by while a humanitarian crisis continues day after day in Syria.  So, Trump is informed he must tell Putin to get this shit over with.  I seriously doubt it ever occurred to Putin to ask for US forces to assist in the rapid conclusion of Assad’s hostility against his own people, but he must have told Trump that Syria/Russia/Iran needed some time to get this in order.  So their “useful experience of coordination,” is the US staying out of the way and not making a big stink about the forthcoming extermination.

I am supposing the agreement was- get the killing done fast and don’t let this bleed over into Israel.  That’s the deal.  Russia will speed up the crushing of all civilian resistance, Trump gets assurances that Russia will hold the leash on Iran whom are already encroaching on the Golan Heights.  We will know this is the agreement if we see Iran step down very soon.  It has to be soon, because it’s very close to open hostilities right now.

Collateral Damage:  They have absolutely no intention of assisting in the returning of Syrian refugees to Syria.  It doesn’t do Trump’s PR campaign of bashing the EU and immigrants any good; it doesn’t do Bashar al-Assad any good to have those people returned in any orderly fashion.

In this deal, Syria is Russia’s and Israel is the US, of course.  So what happens to the Kurds?  What do you think?  What do you think Trump would say if Putin brought up the Kurds?  he doesn’t give a fuck.  Go on.  Kill them all.  You’re going to have to sooner or later anyway.  Arrange it with Turkey.  The Kurds are between a rock and a hard place.  Kill them all.


“While we discussed the internal Ukrainian crisis, we paid special attention to the bona fide implementation of Minsk Agreements by Kiev.

At the same time, the United States could be more decisive and nudging the Ukrainian leadership and encourage it to work actively on this.”

Clearly this is an outline that Putin expects the US to exert pressure on Ukraine to resume cease-fire (which I guess means- don’t shoot back at the Russians?), and relent any claim to Crimea.  Putin no doubt asked Trump to see his way to removing sanctions and recognizing Crimea as wholly Russia’s.  Whether or not Putin suggested he would take all of Ukraine…well, we’re not going to know that until we see it, are we.

Trump already paid Ukraine in some armaments in exchange for dropping their investigation into Paul Manafort as well as ceasing cooperating with the Mueller investigation, so it’s a bit complicated to allow Russia to go further.

Joint effort to promote a synergistic US/Russian Oligarchy:

I’m not kidding.  Tax reform did exactly jack-shit to inspire US companies to expand within the US, what it did was give them some juicy liquidity and bumped stock prices to go out into the world and acquire. Nothing would make Trump happier than a full blown, Putin-style authoritarian oligarchy and this kind of shit is actually outlined by the Trump administration proposed massive reshaping of the Federal Government.


See?  Instead of global social initiatives, why can’t we figure out a way to grease the wheels of unhindered, free-flowing (albeit corrupt) enterprise?  I am highly confident Trump floated such ideas to Putin and Putin was highly receptive.


“The American delegation was one of the largest delegations in the St. Petersburg Economic Forum. It featured over 500 representatives from American businesses.

We agreed, me and President Trump, we agreed to create the high level working group that would bring together captains of Russian and American business. After all, entrepreneurs and businessmen know better how to articulate this successful business cooperation. We’ll let them think and make their proposals and their suggestions in this regard.”

Surveillance State:

I am certain that Trump and Putin talked about their mutual desire to create a high-tech surveillance state in the US possibly in connection with Russian assistance.  This topic has come up again and again in Trump’s actions.  The ill-fated “Election Integrity Commission,” His attempt to hire Brunell to oversee the Census Bureau, and most recently, again in the Trump administrations Proposed reshaping of the US Federal Government. From my review of that proposal:

Consolidate the Census Bureau with other governmental data analysis entities.  A truly dreadful idea.  There’s a reason why the Census Bureau has a firewall of rules and protective laws around it, to prevent the very thing that this administration would like to do with that data.  the justification, once again is “cost effectiveness,” and “synergies,” all while protecting us from the burdens.



The census was created purely to count what is, nothing else.  It’s not data that should be federally combined and cross-referenced with anything else and data-mined for any governmental purpose.  Where that would lead to is some truly dark places.


Also, from my “unhinged,” Hannity-esque Grand Conspiracy post back in February, I deduced that a desire to observe and control the US electorate is the one for-sure thing that Putin and Trump have in common.  It is one place where their individual desires absolutely overlap.  With some technical help from Theil’s company Palantir (the one of Snowden fame), it is a possibility.

This would be the easiest enterprise for the US government and citizenry to recognize and resist, so it is highly unlikely to happen, but I guarantee you they talked about it.


“Any specific material, if such things arise, we are ready to analyze together. For instance, we can analyze them through the joint working group on cyber security, the establishment of which we discussed during our previous contacts.”

“And we have to engage experts on bilateral relationship, who know history and the background of our relationship. The idea is to create an expert council that would include political scientists, prominent diplomats and former military experts from both countries, who would look for points of contact between the two countries, that would look for ways on putting the relationship on the trajectory of growth”


“He offered to have the people working on the case come and work with their investigators, with respect to the 12 people. I think that’s an incredible offer. Ok? Thank you.”

Although this quote is specifically about the Mueller investigation, it is not hard to imagine they were discussing sharing resources and intelligence.


Finally, I believe they may have discussed Putin going after some more of his enemies via assassinations.  Or maybe some of Trump and Putin’s common enemies?  That just seems likely, doesn’t it?  In that light- I don’t feel that your life is any more secure than it has been, Bill Browder.  I hate to say, your days are numbered my friend.  I don’t doubt Putin asked Trump to extradite you the next time you’re in the US.  It probably won’t go down that way, but you’re enemy #1 Bill.


7/18 UPDATE:

For fucks sake.


Trump’s Proposed Restructuring of the Federal Government, excerpts

Delivering Government Solutions in the 21st Century: Reform Plan and Reorganization Recommendations” was released today by the Trump Administration.  There is nothing in this document which surprises me.  It’s consistent with this administrations stated views on economics, global relations, education, social programs, and private business.

Economics should be driven by always going for the fast buck, whatever it takes.  We saw this in the “Infrastructure plan,” which actually had very little to do with infrastructure and everything to do with parceling out federal land to private companies and slashing regulation willy-nilly to “increase efficiencies.”

Global relations are based on the concept of spending considerably less to forestall catastrophes, and spending more on reacting to the consequences through either self-imposed isolation or military force.

Education should require less money and more privatization.  Less emphasis on advanced degrees and scientific research and more of a streamlined approach to funneling people into short-term vo-tech studies for immediate deployment into the workforce of a resource-driven economy.

Social Programs should be cut as a rule.  More roadblocks should be placed to hinder access.  Census data should be maintained as both a watchful eye on the populous and a threat to immigrants.

Private business can never be lavished with enough attention.  Especially in oil, coal and gas.  Real estate development gets a special nod and maintaining the wealth through special LLC taxbreaks and the elimination of the inheritance tax to really juice up the ever increasing disparity between the rich and the poor.

This Federal reorganization plan is the latest installment of the Trumpist ideology that we have seen in every policy, both minor and major, that they have attempted to initiate.  I do not suspect much, if any of this, is going to go over well with Congress.  There are some arguments to be made for efficiencies for sure; perhaps some small consolidations of duplicated effort is needed.  What this document presents in the form of “recommendations,” is no small undertaking and by-and-large is ideologically driven nonsense.

Merge the Dept of Labor with the Dept of Education.


At first blush, this seems entirely insane, and guess what?  It is.  The main concept here is a conveyor belt from k-12 to immediate placement in the workforce, as if that is the singular and only important action of education.  Here, education is viewed as the vehicle by which the “product” is most effectively delivered to it’s end goal: immediate employment and that product is tracked along the way.  Special attention to be paid to “career and technical training”.

This merger would create a cacophony of problems too great to list.  There’s a reason why these departments have little to do with each other.  Their focuses are quite different.  Whereas the Education Dept. is budgeted for overseeing the quality of education at all levels, the Dept of Labor has a wide portfolio of: unemployment insurance, office of disability, veterans services, and an entire, and very vital, umbrella of worker’s protections and safety.

Here are some buried tidbits the Trump administration would like to go about quashing involvement with higher education through “efficiencies” in this document:



Consolidation, elimination.  Less complex programs first.



For someone willing to place tariffs on steel and aluminum because they pose a threat to our National safety, this administration seems really keen on turning over vital components of the country to private enterprise. The US Postal system, Air traffic control, and utilities.  Also included in this document was the privatization of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  I didn’t copy any of that to this post.










Reduce global programs.  Somehow encourage private sector involvement….like real estate development in N. Korea?  : P




It’s not hard to read this and come away with an inkling of nefarious intent.  Were it any other administration, we might just say…spending less is a truly awful idea, but with this administration, we can read how these are worded, and clearly see this administration would like to use foreign aid as a cudgel to attack others with.  “You aren’t doing as we say, then fuck you!”  A special cudgel wave at the UN in these passages, “Either do as we say or you can forget it.”

Consolidate the Census Bureau with other governmental data analysis entities.  A truly dreadful idea.  There’s a reason why the Census Bureau has a firewall of rules and protective laws around it, to prevent the very thing that this administration would like to do with that data.  the justification, once again is “cost effectiveness,” and “synergies,” all while protecting us from the burdens.




The census was created purely to count what is, nothing else.  It’s not data that should be federally combined and cross-referenced with anything else and data-mined for any governmental purpose.  Where that would lead to is some truly dark places.


Consolidate Dept of Energy’s Applied Energy programs in with all other federal programs involving studies in energy.








Did you read all of that?  You should.  basically what it says is this:  There shouldn’t be widespread research done on energy and energy sources, all of this needs to be combined.  We shouldn’t spend any undue amount of effort on researching any particular types of energy, like say…renewable energies.  We should look at them all at once, and whichever one is likely to generate the most money RIGHT NOW, is the one we should concentrate on, like maybe- coal, oil, and gas as just a random example.


Selling Federal lands to private enterprise.



The federal Government should just be able to sell land, period.  We should remove the legal barriers around such activities that require research or reason or a necessity of replacement or any constraints.

The Trump Economy

The unemployment rate which Trump attributes to tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy.  Looks like this:


Let’s just sidestep the issue of what the unemployment rate actually counts, aside from that, the chart looks pretty good, right?

Well, how about in Germany?


How about Canada?


How about the UK?


How about mother-fucking Russia?


How about Japan?


How about France?


Trump’s tax cuts for the super wealthy is truly a miracle worker!!!  The same declining chart will be found in most every advanced economy.  Trump is a fucking genius for having affected all the major economies of the world!!!

Seriously, it’s a global trend from 2016-2018, and has exactly jack-shit to do with Trump’s gift to the wealthy.  The overall numbers are different but the trends are so similar you could practically overlay them.

It’s idiotic to say amendments to taxation have an measurable economic effect in the year which they are enacted.  Ridiculous.  These chickens won’t come home to roost until next year at the earliest.  If all things remain as they are, we will not see the full economic effect of US tax cuts until 2020 and beyond…at which point, cult members will be free to blame it on Democrats.  Like many of Trump’s other “policies,” the effects will be felt in years to come and will last a lifetime.

Really, there isn’t any coherent policy with this administration, aside from gathering as much cash as quickly as possible for certain sectors, donors, and the Trump family.  This administrations “policies”  more closely resemble a monkey slapping a keyboard.  For the clearest analogy into what Trump means to the US economy, look into how he single-handedly destroyed the USFL, merrily abusing the cheerleaders the whole time, and walked away from the wreckage without a care in the world.  That will give you particular insight into the nonsensical things he is doing with international trade and diplomacy.

Stock buy-backs (what we all knew was going to happen with all that fabulous cash).

A record setting $178 Billion in the first quarter of this alone.

Michael Patcher, an analyst at Wedbush Securities: “The tax law didn’t do anything to provide an incentive to employers to create jobs. There’s nothing in there that would suggest that employers have a particular incentive to hire more people or pay the ones that they have more money.”

Total S&P 500 shareholder payouts — buybacks plus dividends — for the past 12 months could top $1 trillion for the first time ever, Silverblatt said.


US companies currently using their tax break for stock buybacks, and enjoying the benefits of inflated stock valuations, will move on to mergers, acquisitions, and “efficiencies” to further boost their paper worth.  None of which has to do with improved wages and to the contrary, may lead to the shedding of jobs in certain sectors.  Look to the oil, gas, and coal companies, which this administration has shifted the table to at every fucking turn they can, to begin finding some value from their increased stock prices.  Also banking, which gets a special nod with relaxed regulation, and which was already sitting on record piles of cash before this administration threw them gorgeous piles of more cash.  Entertainment, multimedia, internet companies already sitting pretty have their slice of the pie too to play with if net neutrality remains in place.  These are the winners in the Trump Economy.

Wages.  There has been some slight improvement in average wages lately, but the reason being is because people are working more hours, not because their pay increased.  You’ll notice none of those nifty, tax-cut, cash handouts to employees had anything to do with increased wages.  They were nice for the very small percentage of employees that received them, sure, but no ones standard of living improved and won’t until their wages rise.   If we take a look at non-managerial pay rates per hour, it’s been stagnant since Trump got in office.


The labor market is tight, and menial jobs that could be filled via relaxed immigration are being attacked through exactly the opposite approach.  For the rest of us, it is possible that we may find a new job easier, but finding a job from which we can effectively survive, has not become any easier.  It’s not likely that is going to change in the Trump economy.

The squeeze on the working poor.  According to the annual report issued this week by the National Low Income Housing Coalition, anyone working full-time at minimum wage cannot afford any housing anywhere in the US.  As it is, Someone working for minimum wage would have to work 122 hours a week in order to afford housing and basic food.  Another study found that number too high and pegged it at 99 hours a week, or- two and a half full time jobs.

Add to this, the administrations efforts to undermine the availability and affordability of healthcare, the tightening of availability of nutritional assistance for the poor, and reduction in HUD effort to make housing affordable- and we are looking at a societal catastrophe in the making.

“Rather than address the affordable housing crisis, the administration’s proposed spending cuts for FY19 would, if enacted, lead to the largest reduction in affordable housing and community development investments in decades. The proposed budget could lead to more than 200,000 families losing vital federal rental assistance and to the elimination of programs that support state and local efforts to address their housing needs (NLIHC, 2018a). For the limited number of families that receive federal housing assistance, recent proposals by the administration threaten to undermine their housing stability.
The administration seeks to cut housing benefits by imposing rent increases and arbitrary work requirements. The administration proposes increasing tenants’ contributions toward rent from 30% of adjusted household income to 35% of gross household income, eliminating deductions for medical and childcare expenses, and tripling minimum rents on non-disabled households from $50 per month to $150. These reforms would result in an average rent increase of 44% on households with housing assistance (Fischer, 2018).”

Guess Which states are being hit the worst between average wages and average
housing costs are?


Sucks to live in a blue state, huh?  This disparity does partially explain why some higher paying jobs in economically advanced blue states can’t seem to get filled- because people can’t afford to live there in this economy.

Good luck finding anyone to work in entry level jobs, the service sector, and general labor sectors in all of the major cities because you’re fucking screwed.


Trump’s Longing for Authoritarian Rule

Trump longs for uncontested authoritarian rule of the United States.  His desire is often overtly evident.  He says it.  If you ask Sarah Sanders, the usual responses are: “He’s joking (get a sense of humor),” or “Clearly what he meant was…”

Why does Trump never challenge any of the world’s dictators on their human rights issues?  His administration will say, “We did address that,” or, “President Trump has clearly brought this issue up on multiple occasions…” but if you look, you can’t find any evidence anywhere that that was ever the case, aside from Niki Haley at the UN.  What you will find is ample evidence of Trump making apologetic excuses for other dictators and even tacitly approving of human rights abuses.

Whereas the nuclear deal with the government of Iran was insufficient for not being comprehensive, any deal with Kim Jung-un doesn’t even have the pretense of being comprehensive.  Not only was the issue of human rights not broached, Kim Jung-un was purposefully lauded with praise for how he runs his country, “So we can be friends,” and “So you don’t have a missile fall on your house.”

There is also ample evidence of nepotism, corruption, self-dealing, and all manner of shenanigans in this administration that are what would be considered symptomatic of autocratic rule.  We have seen Trump act as if the value of human life was trivial unless it could be effectively used as a pawn.  DACA seemed great as a pawn to get his monument to stupidity, until that fell through.  Now, immigrants on the southern border are an acceptable form of leverage for the same monument.  Trump literally sees little value in human life by threatening nuclear war as a “policy,” meant to display how incredibly tough he thinks he is.  Puerto Ricans cost too much.  Minorities should be disenfranchised if it means more votes for Trump and fascists are A-OK, again, if it means more votes for Trump.  LBGTQ folks-you’re out.  Evangelicals are the ruling faith…so long as they tow the line.

Trump has unilaterally declared US policies without any protocol, advisement, or a concern for whom it might “put-out”.  He should just be able to do that kind of thing as far as he’s concerned.  He’s said he’d send the military to the southern border to battle illegal immigration, even though he can do not such thing.  He’ll unilaterally send the national guard to Chicago to combat gun violence.  He’ll get involved with the DOJ and direct them as they should act.  He’s confounded why it is he can not do such things…yet.

He loves the power of the pardon.  Forget the review, or proper way of doing this, he should be able to just snap his fingers and make it so…and he has.  If you have enough clout or prestige or public standing you may also petition the royal court for the opportunity to kiss his ring and ask for a little bit of that pardon magic.  He was benevolent enough to offer this to those that might protest in the NFL.  See what a wise and just leader he is?

Likewise, he should be able to pass death sentences.  He has said this several times.  Testing the waters to see if the public is ready to take that step to full dictatorship.  Are we getting close?

He should be able to run the country into the ground as he sees fit, like he has done with so many of his businesses.  Except in this case, he has guys with guns and tanks and battleships at his disposal. He literally has the lives of million of people in his hands, and it feels fucking great.  So long as Trump receives the adulation he rightly deserves, anything is acceptable to that end.  Anything.

January 24, 2016

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters.”

February 1, 2016

Among the many, many times Trump attempted to encourage his followers to be aggressively hostile to the media (whom treat him so unfairly) at one of his cult rallies, came this particularly noteworthy attempt at inciting violence against anyone who would stand up to Trump: “If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously, OK? Just knock the hell … I promise you I will pay for the legal fees. I promise, I promise.”

October 10, 2016

“If I win,” Donald Trump threatened Hillary Clinton during Sunday night’s debate, “I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation.”

October 20, 2016

Trump declares the election results would be legitimate, “If I win,” but he would challenge them if he loses.


February 6, 2017

There is the ceaseless praise for Putin, which most recently took form in Trump advocating the return Of Russia to the G7 despite the reason why they are not in the G7, which Trump doesn’t seem to be particularly aware of or even give a fuck about. Here’s 80 times from 2013-early 2017 Trump spoke of Putin, including the blanket apologist statement for Putin killing every adversary that gets in his way, “There are a lot of killers,” Trump says. “Do you think our country is so innocent? Do you think our country is so innocent?” -the same blanket statement he used for Kim Jung-un in June 2018.

Friday March 3, 2017

President Donald Trump bemoaned a decision not to investigate Hillary Clinton after the 2016 presidential election, decrying a “rigged system” that still doesn’t have the “right people” in place to fix it, during a freewheeling speech to Republican donors in Florida on Saturday.  In the closed-door remarks, a recording of which was obtained by CNN, Trump also praised China’s President Xi Jinping for recently consolidating power and extending his potential tenure, musing he wouldn’t mind making such a maneuver himself.

“He’s now president for life. President for life. No, he’s great,” Trump said. “And look, he was able to do that. I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot some day.”

Trump later said at another cult pep rally that he was joking.




May 12, 2017

Trump threatens to cut off all aid to all countries unless the UN votes the way he likes.


July 28th, 2017

Trump has time and time again reveled in talking about MS-13 and his fixation on how, and in what ways, they kill people.  He really enjoys discussing the matter as he did at this pep rally.  Then on to the subject of criminals in general:

“When you see these towns and when you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough, and I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’

“Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like, don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody, don’t hit their head, I said, ‘You can take the hand away, OK?’

Sarah Sanders says about Trump endorsing police brutality, “I believe he was making a joke at the time,” Come on, get a sense of humor.

July 29, 2017

Trump threatens to stop government payments to all health insurance companies unless he gets the destruction of the ACA that he so desires.


August 22, 2017

Trump threatens a government shutdown unless he gets his monument to stupidity.

September 19, 2017

Trump threatens to totally destroy North Korea.

September 21, 2017

On Dictator-wannabe Turkey’s Erdogan: “We have a great friendship as countries and I think we’re right now as close as we’ve ever been,” and that the Turkish leader “has evolved very strongly, and frankly he’s getting very high marks.”

September 22, 2017

Black men not showing the appropriate level of nationalism?- “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. Out! He’s fired. He’s fired!’”

October 11, 2017 Trump threatens to pull NBC’s broadcast license after they reported what a fucking idiot he was about the US nuclear arsenal.


October 12, 2017

Trump threatens to pull troops out of Puerto Rico trying to stop a damn from breaking.


November 13, 2017

Meeting with Philippines dictator Rodrigo Duterte-

“We have a great relationship.”  Trump says he brought up human rights violations in private with Duterte, but Duterte spokesman says no such conversation ever happened.  When reporters tried to ask the two questions, Trump said, “You are the spies,” while looking at the gaggle of reporters.  Trump and Duterte had a great laugh about that as the reporters were jostled out of the room.




February 5, 2018

Trump says Democrats are treasonous for not showing the proper level of adulation that he expects at his “State of the Union” address.

Sarah Sanders:  White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said Tuesday the President was “clearly joking” when he made the comment.  “He was making the point that even when good things are happening they are still sitting there angry,” she said.

March 1, 2018

“Some countries have a very, very tough penalty — the ultimate penalty — and by the way, they have much less of a drug problem than we do,”

March 10, 2018

From a Trump cult-member pep-rally, I transcribed some of what Trump said in this post.  The usual word-salad with notable quotes like:

“The only thing these gang members understand is toughness. We have the toughest people you’ve ever seen. They grab them by the neck.”

“The only way to solve the drug problem is toughness.”

“When I was in China…not much of a drug problem, what do you attribute that to? The death penalty.”

“Singapore- if we catch a drug dealer-death penalty.”




June 9, 2018

Trump threatens to end all trade with US Allies.

June 14, 2018

After declaring Kim Jung-un is a “very worthy” leader who “loves his people,” Trump noted that N. Korean propaganda TV was fantastic and the female news anchor he was watching should work for Fox News.  He joked that even Fox News was “not as lavish in it’s praise” as N. Korean, State-run media.

June 15, 2018  Trump threatens to send 25 million Mexicans to Japan.

June 15, 2018

On Kim Jung-un:  “Hey, he’s the head of a country. And I mean he is the strong head. … He speaks and his people sit up at attention.[Pointing to the West Wing.]I want my people to do the same.”

Asked about the comment a few minutes later during his first-ever gaggle on the North Lawn, Trump said: “I’m kidding. You don’t understand sarcasm. Who are you with? Wait, wait, who are you with? Who are you with? … You’re with CNN!  Hey, you are the worst.”

Trump also had a great yuk-yuk moment when in the same “interview” he described how some of North Korea’s military leaders were fired, with special emphasis on “fired” several times, as in the real knee-slapper “killed“.



Sarah Sanders Takes Cunthood to a New Level of Cuntiness

Sarah Sanders re-establishes herself as a world leader in the art of being a cunt.  Working off of her history of cuntiness (here, here, and here). Sarah Sanders takes her cuntdom to new levels with her favorite whipping boy, Jim Acosta.  Acosta asks Sanders why it is this administration has a policy to remove children from the protection of their parents while seeking asylum.

The answers are:

  1. It’s the law (wrong).
  2. If it were a biblical decree, it would be totally fine to follow such a decree. (Sharia Law must be okay after all).
  3. It’s the Democrats fault. (she says-because they aren’t closing loopholes?)

Where housing children of incarcerated migrant adults is enforceable policy, treating attempted migration whether in it’s illegal form or as those seeking asylum as a de facto criminal offense requiring separation of children from their parents, is a newly decreed policy of Jeffrey Beauregard “Southern Belle” Session III…and not fucking US law.  He clearly enacted this brutality as a deterrence, to make people suffer.  To make them feel the type of psychological pain he’d prefer to have visited upon them.

Sarah “Minister of Propaganda” Sanders uses this opportunity to attempt to make Acosta look stupid and the dissatisfaction of the press corp is evident, when another reporter followed up with some hardcore aggression, standing on his feet and berating Sanders; questioning how could a parent stand there and defend this shitiness.

It was previously reported that Sarah Sanders was slightly less cunty recently in response to a child asking her about guns in school, but let’s not allow that bizarre moment of humanity dissuade us from the understanding that Sarah Sanders is a Grade A cunt.  She’ll say anything to justify the horrors of this administration, even falling back on her “faith” which is nothing more than Space-Santa, corn-fed, bullshit that puts a pleasant and delusionally unassailable facade on absolute evil.